Utility saints

If only I had been born Catholic
a Saint for every occasion
Saint Anthony would have been on speed-dial
since I was always losing things
I was well known for it—that and
forgetting what I was going to the shop for
but now I have acquired the habit
of carrying a little black notebook sadly
not for the phone numbers of paramours
but that I might return from the shops
with what I went for, amongst other things
and when, as a vicarious observer
of the sainted folks, I heard of
Saint Jude, Patron Saint of Lost Causes
I had a sneaking affection for him
I bet he would know how
to help a serial forgetter of shopping.

© Andrew Wilson, 2026

Over at dVerse Poets Pub,  Björn Rudberg (brudberg) in Uncategorized, invites us to submit a poem of our choice for Open Link Night which will also be live on Saturday 20th 10 AM on New York time…

18 thoughts on “Utility saints

  • June 19, 2026 at 1:00 pm
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    Those saints are like apps! I have to write everything down too. My blog has been helpful with memory gaps. It’s all there somewhere since 2006.

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    • June 20, 2026 at 8:57 am
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      It is odd, is it not, to dredge up pieces of one’s own history that we have not only forgotten but forgotten that we wrote down too, Colleen…

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  • June 19, 2026 at 1:07 pm
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    I would also like a saint or someone as I am a serial forgetter! Especially when I need things like, toilet paper, onion, a tomato. whatever.

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    • June 20, 2026 at 8:58 am
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      Might there be a patron saint of wrangling muses, Reelika?

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  • June 19, 2026 at 1:36 pm
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    Shopping list stuck on the fridge. Do you do click and collect, or shop online?

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    • June 20, 2026 at 9:00 am
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      I don’t, Marilyn – going round Aldi, where everything is always in the same place and there is not an excess of choice, is my way of doing without a list – mostly, Marilyn…

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  • June 19, 2026 at 2:13 pm
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    I too shall make a plea to the Saint of forgetfulness! I will have to try carrying around a little black book. I loved the light heartedness of this poem and the Saint comparisons…an adorable poem indeed!! 💜

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    • June 20, 2026 at 9:02 am
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      We do need light hearted in these dark days of politics, war and environmental catastrophe, Cara – it is a shame that little black book does not have the connotations it once had…

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  • June 19, 2026 at 6:25 pm
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    Your utility saints mad me smile, Andrew. I could do with both Saint Anthony and Saint Jude. I have several notebooks, folders on my phone, Kindle and laptop but, as you can see, I am a lost cause.

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    • June 20, 2026 at 9:03 am
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      I am sure you exaggerate, Kim…

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    • June 20, 2026 at 9:03 am
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      Thanks, Cai…

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  • June 20, 2026 at 12:55 pm
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    Amusing, Andrew! I’m imagining those saints getting frazzled with all the appeals. 😊 I’m not Catholic, but it seems there is a saint for every cause.

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    • June 21, 2026 at 5:45 pm
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      Indeed, Merril, but to be truly replete with gods for every aspect of light, you have to go to Hinduism…

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  • June 21, 2026 at 7:40 am
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    I would lose the notebook I think…. there are a thousand ways of forgetting.

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    • June 21, 2026 at 5:47 pm
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      It lives in my briefcase or on my desk or in my white coat pocket at work, Björn and I ritually unpack it and repack it each day. It does contain the original texts of some good poems too…

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  • June 21, 2026 at 11:46 pm
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    I’m similarly fascinated by the array of saints and what they are associated with – had to call a cat Agatha after finding out St. Agatha is the patron saint of cats!

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  • June 22, 2026 at 1:37 pm
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    I am constantly in need of such a saint Andrew (I can’t blame ADHD but it messes with my intentions) Missed you at OLN.

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