Dear Diary – As a last resort, to be pretty for you I have dropped two seeds of turnsole in the dark of both eyes – I heard it was a natural eye make-up but since my eyes are now red-rimmed from the gritty foreign bodies I discover I was wrong. Turnsole is a naturopathic remedy for conjunctivitis and in failing to prepare it properly I now look like a rabbit with myxomatosis!
To catch your eye I have tried Kohl – which really is an ancient beauty aide, I replaced my L’Oréal eye shadow with a more expensive brand because I felt attracting you was worth more – today I must go to work with naked eyes till they heal up…
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Dear Diary – Today he looked at me, asked if I had been crying – he couldn’t bear it! Then he asked me out!!!
Today’s piece is a response to Sanaa‘s Prosery Prompt over on dVerse Poets Pub to write a story in any genre using just 144 words and including the line “to be pretty for you I have dropped two seeds of turnsole in the dark of both eyes”
© Andrew Wilson, 2023
Ah… such a great take. I agree dropping seed in your eyes is probably never good…. but maybe slicing onions can give the same effect 🙂
Your character seems to be a bit of a disaster, Andrew, but it turned out alright in the end! I enjoyed the diary format and the humour in your prosery.
And the moral of that story is, if you want to attract someone worthwhile, be interesting, do something commendable, be a good person rather than try to look gorgeous and vacuous or you’ll just get your mirror image.
Yes indeed Jane – thanks for that…
This is fabulous. The diary format is clever, too. Very engaging write, Andrew.
Thanks Misky – I still have some catching up to do with your recent posts – I realise that when I first subscribed the emails went into my main account but at some point Google switched them to social which I rarely check so I am now setting up filters to restore you to prominence… 😁
Love the humour in this.
Thanks Petru – I saw the prompt last night and couldn’t make head or tail of it but when I woke up this morning… 😏
I love the use of humor in this one, Andrew and the idea of incorporating the ‘writing in one’s diary,’ effect works well! Thank you so much for adding your voice to the prompt ❤️❤️
I really like your story and your use of the prompt! I liked the sentence of going to work with naked eyes.
A darn good use of the prompt! <3
Thanks Susan 💜🙏
😊 out of the box. Luv your unique take on the prompt
Much🖤love
Thanks Gilllena it was a good prompt once I got my head round it 💜🙏
I love the format of this piece, Andrew ~ very cleverly written!
Much love,
David
Thanks David it was fun…
I like the twist at the end! Enjoy your write 🙂
Thanks Sunra, Even a short short story needs a good twist…
A clever and amusing response to the prompt. I like the diary format. I do hope the writer grows up a bit before she does something even more disastrous to herself! 🙂
The writer is a 68 year old man who doesn’t want to grow up any more but is glad he conjured a convincing young female diarist lol
The absurdity of the prompt line hit me from the beginning, but it was fun to play along with others.
You sum it up Reena! Maybe I’m too logical but I had to square it away…
This made me smile! Very enjoyable!
Glad you liked it Carol…
Thank you for a delightful read! It reminds me of my teenage diary years. 😅
Thanks HJ – it was a flash of inspiration for this tricky prompt and thanks for visiting…
Whatever works, Andrew. Serendipity rules the day. Fun story.
Thanks Lisa, I enjoyed it…
Nice twist at the end, a resolve. Also made me smile.
Thanks Paul