It’s Time to Divorce the Car…

It’s time to divorce the car!
The car is killing the planet

Cars and ships and planes too
Busses and  bikes are healthier alternatives

The health of the planet needs us to be healthier
You can’t walk away from this but you should walk more

Walk, cycle, car-share if you must, help yourself to help the planet
The time for tinkering with changing lightbulbs is in the rear-view mirror

A rear-view mirror magnifies the causes of global warming
but now is the time to look forward and act decisively

It is not just governments that need to act but you!
Changing your relationship with your car will be hard

The solutions are multifaceted but
For you, it’s simply time to divorce the car!

Generated in Midjourney

© Andrew Wilson, 2023
Responding to Björn Rudberg (brudberg) in Meeting the Bar: over at dVerse Poets Pub

Driving Between Lives…

For two-point-five days
I still live in the world of work

Driving in the mornings to
morning radio news and views

Listening not for bon mots
to repeat and seem wise

I am ready to engage with the world
of money, power and office politics

I do though, love a good debate
armed with the latest  news prompts

Driving home I am immersed
in music snatched from the TV by an app

Songs of life and love and death
wash away work except for the human bits

Softened by music I anticipate
my partner’s day, hoping for the best…

© Andrew Wilson, 2023
Responding to merrildsmith in Poetics over at the dVerse Poets Pub prompting on the theme of transitions.

6 Degrees of Separation – Romantic Comedy…

Six Degrees of Separation is an excuse to romp though six favourite books linked to an initial offering by our host KateW and eventually link them back to the beginning…

I must admit, my heart sank when I saw the title of this month’s 6 Degrees because romantic comedy is not a genre I have much acquaintance with but I soon realised that of course, I have read romantic comedies – even if they were written long before Chicklit was a twinkle in some publicist’s eye – so I turned to the nearest bookshelf to my desk…

Curtis Sittenfeld’s Romantic Comedy does what it says on the tin according to our host/challenger KateW who read the book simultaneously with a bestie with whom she was on holiday and who had brought the very same holiday reading – the stars had aligned and much laughter ensued. I don’t think I will be buying this book (as I did with last month’s starting book which I am enjoying immensely) and KateW’s review tells me quite enough to give the flavour and wit of this book!

Looking at my bookshelf, my eye alighted on the plays shelf where Oscar Wilde -Five Major Plays stood proudly alongside The Complete Plays of George Bernard Shaw so for my first and second links I chose The Importance of Being Earnest and Pygmalion respectively – what! It doesn’t say they can’t be plays – they’re in books!

Here in the final lines of Wilde’s evergreen romantic comedy are not one, but three love stories resolved…

GWENDOLEN. I can. For I feel sure that you are sure to change!
JACK. My own one!
CHASUBLE (to Miss Prism). Leetitial (Embraces her.)
MISS PRISM (enthusiastically). Frederick! At last!
ALGERNON. Cecily! (Embraces her.) At last!
JACK. Gwendolen! (Embraces her.) At last!
LADY BRACKNELL. My nephew, you seem to be displaying signs of triviality.
JACK. On the contrary,’ Aunt Augusta, I’ve now realized for the first time in my life the vital Importance of Being Earnest.

Enough embracing to qualify I think! On to Pygmalion George Bernard Shaw’s modern (for its time) update on the Greek story of the sculptor who fell in love with his creation which in turn, became the musical My Fair Lady. My volume was a gift to my father from his father in 1939 and maybe a first edition since there is no list of reprints. Believe it or not, I did read some of these plays as a teenager and even attempted some of the prefaces in the accompanying volume – and they are reputed to contain more words than the plays themselves. GBS was a socialist and the character of the professor and his life-changing relationship to Eliza is supportive of a change in attitudes towards women…

Sticking with plays – especially ones that have been turned into musicals, we next turn to The Taming of the Shrew by William Shakespeare which went from highbrow(ish) to lowbrow when it was transmogrified into Kiss Me Kate! Katherina is an admirably feisty woman who is contrasted with Bianca, her younger sister “the ideal woman”. One might regard both this and Pygmalion as misogynistic – they certainly portray misogynists, but I side with those who feel that they are poking fun at the misogynists. This play gave rise to several musicals and films and is arguably the origin of some of the most major memes in romantic comedy…

Anne McCaffrey’s The Ship That Sang books, are not exactly romantic comedies and though they might make great plays, they are sci-fi novels but whether hard or soft is hard to say. Suspend your technological disbelief – definitely, but at the heart of these books are the sometimes romantic but wholly intriguing relationship between a girl who is literally enrolled, in fact, installed as the “brain” of a spaceship, and the “brawns” with whom she is paired. Spoiler alert – no sex is possible…

No one would seek to classify The No. 1 Ladies Detective Agency by Alexander McCall Smith as a romantic comedy either, but neither are they your standard detective procedural either and over the course of the books, we do get to see the developing relationship between Mama Ramotswe and her eventual partner – Mr J. L. B. Matekoni and this is definitely part of the oddball charm of this series.

So having stretched the rules with plays as well as novels, my last link is a poem, originally published in a magazine though books are available too… The Love Song of Alfred J. Prufrock – or Prufrock as it is known – by T.S. Elliot, is the poem credited with starting the Modernist movement in poetry. I link it back to our starting book of Romantic Comedy, because, like that novel, Prufrock is all about the anguish of alienation, self-doubt and creating what-if scenarios in the head – and whilst Prufrock does not give us a “they lived happily ever after” ending, it is gently humourous as it travels hopefully…

Rain! My love…

Gustav Klimt. Golden Rain, Danaë (1907)

Zeus raped, as rain so golden
A maiden
Climactic floods ravish the plain
In Spain
Whilst others crave rain from above
Like love

Rain will not send forth a white dove
Become like a fickle mistress
Leaving her lover in distress
A maiden in Spain likes love…

Written for Laura Bloomsbury’s prompt in dVerse Poets Pub:-

So today being the 10th day our poetry is to be crafted in the style of the Spanish Ovillejo which comprises 10 lines broken into two sub stanzas thus:

  • first stanza is composed of six lines
  • three rhyming couplets
  • the rhyme scheme is aabbcc
  • 8/3 syllables per couplet
  • each couplet is a question/answer or echo
  • second stanza is composed of four lines
  • rhyme scheme cddc
  • 6-8 syllables for the three lines* (I’ve seen a range of syllables used).
  • the final line combines lines 2, 4, and 6 together.

© Andrew Wilson, 2023

Exploring and Evaluating Generative AI Number Five – Barglefloop, Confusing the AI

My AI muse Misky, recently made a post entitled Barglefloop and I quote her “barglefloop, means to mess with words in your AI prompt in order to confuse it, to turn nouns into verbs, to make single words compound, etc.” It occurred to me to experiment by adding the same prompt to Midjourney as Misky had used and see if the AI came back with the same images as she got – it did not! Here are the first four I got using the prompt “Barglefloop

Where Misky’s images tended towards Hieronymous Bosch – mine were Harry Potter meets Lord of the Rings Rivertown. Below is the fourth image enlarged to show the level of detail the AI has put in…

But what does this tell us about the way Midjourney works – that Barglefloop is nonsense and so the AI creates whatever it wants to – let off the leash so to speak? I decided to add some more nonsense “barglefloop female foxing blithy toves” – Foxing – as a noun gone verb, and “slithy toves” from Lewis Carrol’s Jabberwocky (’twas brillig and the slithy toves…). This time the AI seized on the only bit of the prompt that made sense Fox and gave me four fox pictures, ignoring the rest of the senseless prompt – so Midjourney, whilst known to hallucinate as much as the next AI was not so desperate to act freely – released by nonsense…

Cute but no cigar for Midjourney so now I went for all the nonsense, none of the foxing around “barglefloop blithy toves” and now we get something quite nightmarish in a Snarky/Jabberwocky Carrollian sort of way, with perhaps a hint of Bosch…

So lastly I decided to miss out the Barglefloop and just retain the Lewis Carrol words “twas brillig and the blithy toves” and now we can see an Alice in Wonderland flavour to the images – particularly the top two…

Lastly, I asked for variations on the bottom right image – a rather mad-looking figure with a slightly Victorian flavour…

Does this tell us much about the way the “mind” of an AI works – I will let you be the judge – and stay away from hookah-smoking caterpillars seated on toadstools – my advice…

Undertoad…

The phone app blares just behind my head
on the pillow where Barbara can hear it
the tale of Walt watching for the Undertoad
seeking to see it in the waves
not daring to step into the water

The World According to Garp
holds me for a few minutes before
I slip beneath the waves of sleep
the noise near my head inaudible,
sleep – which eludes Barbara
sometimes for hours
but when she too slips under
her last act of consciousness
is to ask me to turn it off

I awake in the early hours
from a dream in which
a young woman I’ve just met
on the street in a nowhere I know
leads me into her house
and begins to take her clothes off
hippy, boho, vintage – it happens too quickly
for me to know our place in time

A child wakes and calls to her
from another room
a partner arrives
and I apologise for my near-nakedness
I must have misread the signs
I say to him as I redress

She appears with my jacket
at the front door
her eyes apologising
and later I find a note in the pocket
You did not misread the signs! Sorry…
and a telephone number

When I awake properly
I will arise and go to work
I used to imagine a big red bus
as a metaphor for death
careering around the corner
at any unexpected moment
in the end it was a tractor with a trailer
of indeterminable width on a blind bend
that broke my hip but left me alive

Every time I climb into my car
I wonder if today will be the day,
standing, as we all do
feet in the shallows of the Styx,
that the Undertoad finally gets me…

Written for a Poetics prompt by Sanaa over at dVerse Poets Pub to write in the style of Amber Rose Tamblyn…
© Andrew Wilson, 2023

Buckle Up…

Buckle Up people
it’s going to be a bumpy ride

Buckle up for climate change
it’s surely here now

Buckle up for turbulent times
because democracy is under threat everywhere

Buckle up for food poverty
famine and water wars

Buckle up for generational wars
where young people want their fair share too

Buckle up if you disagree with
#metoo, Black Lives Matter  and the queer agenda

Buckle up because Feminism
is not done yet despite…

Buckle up for growing old
your body lasting longer but your mind in question

Buckle up for a flight away from all these
if you have the money, the right genes and can find a safe place to go…

This poem came out of my writing group and is an Anaphora or repeated phrase poem. I am posting it for the dVerse Poets Pub open link night…
© Andrew Wilson, 2023

Know Your Onions…

“Know your onions” is what they say
how can you know something with so many layers.

Pauper’s Hotpot layers sliced onions, potatoes and bits of bacon
My parents gave me The Pauper’s Cookbook when I went to University

University does not teach you to cook onions but you may learn whilst there
recipes always say sweat onions until translucent but not the long care that takes.

Sweating it is the secret to life and the search for transparency
it takes what it takes to get there – a lifetime even…

Many unexpected things come to you in a lifetime
I found an album of Booker T including Green Onions in the middle of Brixton at 3a.m. and loved it ever since

Spring Onions are green and tender – it’s like eating onion babies
other colours are available – purple, white, brown – on the outside.

We grow new outside layers with each new age we reach
To “Know your onions” peel a person to the heart, layer by layer…

This poem was written in response to Melissa LeMay as guest over at the dVerse Poets Pub last night. I was very taken with the previous Poets Pub Challenge to write a Duplex poem – seven couplets where the baton of an idea, a sudden twist in each second line, is passed to the first line of the next couplet and although I have written in similar form here, I have relaxed the strictures of line length and I still can’t shape the form as being bluesy as it’s inventor talks about
© Andrew Wilson, 2023

Words, Sounds, Voices, Poesy…

For poesy you must first find your voice
many poets clamour on social media

The clamour of poems all in English
I could almost write a poem in French

I almost know how to voice in French
above subtitles I hear foreign word sounds

Foreign word sounds do not always translate well
the English mongrel tongue spews many clues

Clues to meanings I roll around my tongue
multilingual knowledge dies with its host

Poems are multilingual cries to each other
our legacy is flying in the ether

For legacy to gain a firm foothold
in poesy you must first find your voice…

Written for dVerse Poets Pub where Merril set us the challenge of writing a Duplex poem…
© Andrew Wilson, 2023

Harem…

Plucked from our homes
to populate His harem
we spend our days
in hazy, lazy
pointless conversations
pretending we are not in competition
whilst on and on time runs
nothing to gain and all to lose
because all that matters
at the end of the day
is which of us He, will choose
and with us lay…

Written for dVerse – Poets Pub Ekphrastic poetry challenge.
Posted by Grace in Poetics with help with the images from Melissa Lemay.
© Andrew Wilson, 2023